What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What type of crossdresser are you?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

-mwahh

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”